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Everyone’s coming…

…to Battle Creek’s awesomest events. Penetrator Events plans and executes creative, fun events of any size, from bachelor parties to food festivals.

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Wanna make something happen? We got you. Want sweet merch? We got that.

About Us

Intrigued? Flummoxed? Befuddled? Here’s the gist: We specialize in being not boring. Increase the awesome, decrease the suck, we always say. Learning more couldn’t hurt.

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STORE – NEW!

Penetrator merch! Need to level up your rizz? We got you covered. We’re just starting out – selection is limited right now, but we’re adding stuff all the time.

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Our Signature Events

Oh yeah baby, we know all the local big wigs. And we partner with them to bring you all manner of awesomeness. Come one, come all.
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Que the Creek BBQ Festival logo
February
The Big Cheese Battle Creek logo
April
Battle Creek Beer week logo
May
Battle Creek Theatre Week logo
May
Human Duck Race logo
September ** NEW **
Restaurant Week Battle Creek logo
September
Food Prize Battle Creek logo
October
Glizzy Fest Battle Creek logo
October
Carnival Food Fest Battle Creek logo
November
Battle Creek Winter Wanderland logo
December

Give us a shout at (269) 815-8173 or info@penetratorevents.com Email Us

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