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About Us

We are an event planning, consultation, and hype-building company based in Battle Creek, Michigan. We specialize in not being boring. Increase the awesome, decrease the suck, we always say.

Some of the stuff we find ourselves involved in:

Funky Fundraisers
We work with your team to go beyond the traditional spaghetti suppers and pancake dinners. Let’s build new traditions for new and existing audiences.

Pop Up Events for Hype
Does your small business need an injection of vibrance and energy? Our team will design events to put more butts in seats and grab the attention of new customers.

All the Parties
Really, we create all sorts of fun! Birthdays, weddings, divorce parties, jorts dance offs, bar and baht mitzvahs, rumspringas, and more!

Event Consultations
We are happy to help you design the plans you will need to create your own event!

Weird Sports Leagues
We enjoy designing team sports for you and your tribe to enjoy on a weekly, monthly, or seasonal basis. For example, for a while there, we offered an axe throwing league called BTL AXE. And this one time, we did a Drunkin Speling Bee. And the Kentucky Dirty vibrator race. Yeehaw!!

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Give us a shout at (269) 815-8173 or info@penetratorevents.com Email Us

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